Please, also, if you've encountered instances of Barack or Michelle Obama being jerks, let us know and share your stories here.

Dude, were you the same guy/gal that got banned at RedState?  Same handle.

The Obamas' NEVER have exact change to go thru the toll booths and they hold everyone up in rush hour traffic.

Barack Obama doesn't hold the elevator for me when he sees me walking down the hall.  I always just miss it.

Obama drank all the milk and left the empty carton in the fridge.  I also caught him eating the last of my dog's treats.  He won't do tricks without his snausages (my dog, I mean ;))

if everyone who came to MyDD knew who was who and what was snark? Some have tag lines that say "Hooray for John McCain" so to some it's hard to know what's snark and what isn't. Fot those who don't? My post stands. It is also true and if you think for one minute they would not use the same against Obama if they could? Hello...

Whay freaks me out is that someone thought you were being serious. Ya'll need to chill a bit.

I got a flat tire the other day and Barack Obama drove right by.  I knew he saw me but he didn't even slow down.

Michelle Obama claimed credit for my lemon squares at the last block party.

Barack Obama took the front seat in the car even though I called shotgun.

On the plane he wouldn't let me have the window seat :(

LOL!

You know, I forgot about the time that I drove to the grocery store and Obama had parked in a handicap space.  Not only that, but he parked halfway in that space and the regular space right next to it.  Ass.

Rage it's good to have you back. Thanks for the laugh.

Obama is going to cave on the FISA Bill!

We have a buffet in our office. Yesterday Michelle Obama was caught picking through the food with her dirty fingers. She apologized only after I called her out at our team meeting with the boss present.

I was in line at Shoprite in the under 12 items line when they cut ahead with 40 items! Hello can you read the sign?!

I noticed over at No Quarter that the regulars are pointing out that Obama rubs his nose in a video clip -- proof that he must be doing coke. Leaves me wondering why he always wears long sleeves. Senator: roll up those sleeves! What are you hiding?

Barack Obama refused to paint my house.  "Paint my house, Obama!", I said to him.  He says, "No, I have to campaign in Unity, NH with Hillary that day.  Plus, you live in an apartment."

Jerk.  

Barack Obama left his grocery cart on the line between two parking spaces and drove away, even though there was a rack twenty feet away.

Michelle Obama kept my tupperware eventhough it was clearly marked with my name.

Barack Obama farted in the elevator and blamed it on me.

Barack Obama molested my hamster.

Barack Obama was eating hummus the other day.  Finally, proof that he's a mooslem.

Obama took a middle urinal in a four-urinal setup, forcing me to use a stall or the midget urinal.  I used the stall.  I don't think he washed his hands either.

Barack Obama spent the better part of a minute feeling each individual tomato trying to find the exact right one for whatever he was making with his cart totally obstructing any chance of me getting around - even when I politely asked if he could move it after waiting 30 seconds.  He suddenly "realized" I was there and moved it, with no apology.

After that, when I was driving home, he proceeded to go 15 in a 25 mile speed limit.

Then, after I thought I might be able to just enjoy a night in, he drunk dialed me SEVEN times - each time leaving a longer, more incomprehensible message...at 4 a.m.  I woke up once and made the mistake of answering.

have you heard from student guy?  he's been gone for a bit and his blog is down.

Fucker took monster pulls and I had to repack every time it got back to me.  Then he ate all my oreos.  

Barack Obama farts in a car full of people then rolls up all the windows and laughs hysterically.

point of this diary?

Barack: Doesn't raise the toilet seat.

Michelle: Too smart for her own good.

Barack played the race card against Bill and Hillary Clinton. Oh wait, they actually DID.

I'm pretty sure it was Obama who pee'd in the swimming pool just as I was doing my freestyle laps behind him. It was warm and salty. I could taste the nicorette.

As for Michelle, she was sun bathing by the edge of the pool, and you know, like taking ALL the sunshine.  And not saying sorry. And not really realising what she was doing. That's like both dumb and mean at the same time. Which is really mean. And really dumb.

Because Barack Obama kept me up late last night with his loud party! What a jerk.

Barack Obama is that guy who lines his pockets with food from the buffet line at wedding and funeral receptions.

My poor Grandma hit the windshield cause Barack cut in front of us going 40 on the highway.

Michelle borrowed money from me at lunch and never paid it back.

I've got to go.  Barack Obama just caused a paper jam on the office copy machine and just left it.  Now I've got to fix it!  A@^hole!!

Uggh.  I just sat down for a delicious bowl of corn flakes, only to discovery that Barack Obama had peed in it after coming home from a bender last night.  Gross, Barack!  A@^hole.  Why did you have to pee in my corn flakes, dude?

Sincerely,

Larry Sinclair

and when I dumped it in my cereal bowl, all I found was fucking bran flakes!

Then Barack Obama tells me, "I was hungry, so I snacked on the little raisin nut things out of the box as a snack.

Fucker ate every single one and left me just flakes.  Didn't even apologize.  Shithead.

This inanity is actually a recommended diary???

Groan.

No wonder Obama could sell a meaningless and vapid message.

I think I'll write an "Obama is a saint" diary and talk about how I saw him walk on water, fed millions with one loaf of bread, is on the verge of curing cancer, and will bring world peace about.

But he still can't inspire his own supporters to a more mature, civil tone.

Go figure.

Barack Obama orders cottage cheese then steals my french fries.

Barack Obama grabs the comics first then won't unhand them until he's read the horoscopes, Dear Abby and every other fool thing

Barack Obama says that he saw live Janis, Jimi, Cream the Miles Davis Quintet with 'trane and Cannonball and that he saw the Dead 248 times including Providence '74.

Barack Obama rides my horse but never cleans his feet

Barack Obama looks pained when my dog licks him. Michelle does too.

Barack Obama hit my mailbox with his snowplow last winter and did not offer to replace it.

Barack and Michelle stayed at my house last weekend while I was out of town and apparently had a party against my wishes. There is a cigarette burn in my Italian leather couch and several of my cds are missing.

Barack borrowed my car and brought it back with no gas in it. And I think he spilled Indian food in the floorboard.

Also, one of them cooked dinner in my kitchen and left burned rice in one of my stainless steel saucepans. And they didn't bother to replace all the wine they drank.

The worst, though, is Michelle left the back gate open and my dog escaped and was hit by a car. The dog will be okay, but they haven't offered to help with the vet bills.

in Trivial Persuit, he looks at me and says, 'I can't believe you didn't know that.'

Urgh!

Obama leaves the cap off the toothpaste and squeezes the tube in the middle instead of the bottom.  What a slob.  LOL.

Rather interesting how angry and nasty such inspired people who want change are in response to the least bit of criticism!

Curious.

Barack Obama let his dog take a poo in my yard and left it there.  Michelle sent her girls over to play  without calling and asking me first and then had the nerve to go out and get her hair done.  

He drank my milkshake and in November he'll drink McCain's, too.

Barack Obama never replaces the toilet paper roll.

He mixes darks and whites when he does laundry.

He puts leftovers in the fridge without wrapping them or putting them in a bowl with a lid.  Makes everything stink.